Beastmen’s Reproduction
March 4th, 2008
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For all of those who haven’t played Descent here’s a hint: In Descent monsters can only be spawned out of heroes’ line of sight.

Sometimes the Overlord will make other monsters close doors so he can spawn more monsters on his next turn.

So… we can only infer that these monsters reproduce on dark corners when no one is looking and the whole gestation period is only seconds. Forget the fact that they’re already born with a few years on top and clothed, these guys have a fast childhood!

Oh and I’m never turning out the light in my room again.

“Mom! A beastman just spawned under my bed!”

“Son, you’re 23 I thought you were past that phase..”

It’s good she doesn’t ask why I’m always throwing 3 power dice and a red and green dice at the cat.

Oh and if you’re a Descent player don’t forget to read the previews for Road To Legend. There’s some pretty sweet stuff that I’m drooling for.

^ 5 Comments...

  1. Jo Jo

    this is nice man, grats on the year and keep it up. I’ve been in magic a little bit but never very serious, i’m actually finnally doing tournies and such instead of playin with the hippies down the road.

    And good luck in the future i’ll be back to read as long as you post ‘em

  2. Tiago

    I haven’t had the chance to play magic very often nowadays, good luck on those tournaments ;)

    I like myself a good booster draft but most people I know prefer constructed tournaments :\

    Thanks for your support dude.

  3. Chainer, Demented Writer

    I tried tournies and well… I play casual now. More so than ever before. Plus I started durring the Torment age.

  4. Tiago

    I also prefer casual, I hate when people get all smug about being magic players.

    I started with Tempest and got back in force in Torment, then I quit again around Kamigawa and returned on Time Spiral.

  5. Dhiraj

    When I first read this I didn’t see the ‘Alternate Ending’ part, and I thought it was funnier without it… Then it’s like… The dude finds out his baby is a spider.. and while he’s still taking in the shock.. the heros arrive at the most inappropriate moment.

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