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Loading ...What’s worse than playing against a pro?
Playing against a girl. No magic player can fall to a girl. It is just not acceptable!
Magic the Gathering becomes Magic the Gay Ring and the world collapses on its own. Of course many guys have lost against a girl player and with their asses served to them.
Read any booster pack, any tournament pack, it says “13+” everywhere and “boys only” nowhere. Magic is a game for everyone (even to some that aren’t 13 yet) and that’s why Magic is so successful. Young or old, male or female (and the number of girl players is on the rise it doesn’t matter, the love for the game is all the same.
But the pressure of playing against a girl still exists, magic players everywhere still think losing to a girl is humiliating, you can see their sweat gushing out in big frickin’ drops. Guys, get real, losing to a girl is the same as losing to anyone else. Girls go get them, show your Magic playing neighborhood that girls can do massive damage flippin’ cards.
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Over & Out, no more stuff for you to read today, I’m trying to create a boardgames and strategy games group on my university and that’s no easy task, wish me luck on my endeavor!
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May 1st, 2007 at 11:14 am
well it’s worst to lose to a kid than to a girl
May 7th, 2007 at 12:08 am
You want pressure?? Try playing one-on-one with a girl with a huge rack that covers most of the cards on her side of the table, and as if that wasn’t enough, has a really deep cleavage! I played against someone like that more than once in tournaments, and those were my most difficult rounds. I’m telling you, that girl really knew a thing or two about the male psyche and how to make you loose your concentration. Despite that, I crushed her easily
Good times…
I played against girls a lot of times, and they are just as good as any guy. Maybe even better sometimes. There is no real pressure playing against them except for the case I told you above.
May 7th, 2007 at 12:18 am
Yeah, I’ve played with a girl with huge rack too.
It’s not easy, but at least the scenery is nice.
May 8th, 2007 at 9:46 am
At the Ravnica pre-release down here in Adelaide, I played against a girl called Jessika Sexton. We were both using WR Boros decks, and we spent the entire round in one long, painful game. In the end she won because I ran out of answers after my Sunhome Enforcer got Helix’d.
The moral of the story? Girls can play just as well as me.
(But I only ever manage to win one round at these events, so that’s more of an insult than a compliment)
May 8th, 2007 at 10:03 am
I usually also suck at Pre Releases. It’s my fate, to be sucky at those events!
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:16 am
Losing to a girl isnt humiliating. If it were, guys would be sweating bullets everytime they got hit with direct damage by a female creature. Now losing to an old man mite shake your confidence a bit, at least with magic the gathering, but such circumstances are not neccessarily common anyway. (Not that there arent any good mtg senior players out there, just so few seniors in general who play) If you want the definition of humiliating, go play mtg against a clown and lose. (I know, im just throwing random stuff out there now, I cant help it =P )
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:54 am
I would be completely terrified if I was playing a clown :\
Those red noses are evil!
July 11th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
What’s the poster in the background of this one? I can make out the others, but it’s obscured by the intensity of the guy’s angst.
July 11th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Finally somebody that asked, I was wondering if there wasn’t anyone curious!
It says:
HEROES
“I can’t stop absorbing their powers” - Sliver Petrelli
If you don’t recognize the name, it’s connected to Peter Petrelli from the TV show “Heroes”.
September 4th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Haha! Totally true!
But still, there are some really good female magic players out there. I got my ass kicked by a girl in a Grand Prix in Lisbon… But she played well, I have no qualms about losing. Of course I was the joke of all my friends that were there…
Dont assume that just because she’s a girl you can win easy. My sister wins against me many times, but of course I teached her well hehe
September 4th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Yep, girls are just as good players as guys.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:47 am
I am a female player. If you guys think you’re under pressure you’re crazy. I’ve been a gamer all over the board and the thing that gets me is guys expect me to be bad and will flirt throughout. Us ladies have to prove ourselves in 5 seconds and NEVER fall off the gaming horse. If we slip even once boys stop taking a girl seriously. That is pressure my friends.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Respect to the ladies :p
I respect my girlfriend (or else I’d get my ass kicked a lot
)