For those who didn’t quite get the joke, the lady in the comic is the most deadly Visara, she’s a gorgon, so the flavor behind the destroy target creature ability is about her turning other creatures to stone with her gaze. Just thought I’d let that clear. Must be a hell of a curse to have big boobs and a killer look (literally).
At Wizards we’ve got “Echo Week”, so I guess I’m a medium ’cause last week’s comic had an echo joke. That’s me, always predicting the future (and topdecking when the weather’s sunny).
Just thought I’d ask you guys for some news, so if you know any magic news (or other geeky stuff) that you’d like me to hear about and write here, just mail me. I’m sure the magic fans that come around would thank you. So, news, funny stuff, just send it in, I’m waiting.
If you use firefox here’s a nice Gatherer search engine, very handy. ^^
And so to finish this post here’s something I found around the internets, it was in portuguese, but I took the liberty of translating it and tweaking it a little:
(I couldn’t find out the original creator of this mock up, so if you know who it is just tell me and I’ll credit him/her 
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Tiago is the mastermind behind Breaking the Magic but he usually isn't the mastermind when playing games getting a lot of humiliating last places. He is however a cunning Cylon. Also never ask him to roll a die, even though he doesn't have bad luck at critical times he is known to roll the worst possible result. He loves receiving mail and answers every single one. 
Haha! Chuck Norris wins again!
Chuck owns!
xP
Weren’ there some glasses she could wear, in the Arabian Knights series
Oh yeah, what if she wore the Sunglasses of Urza…
It’s a known fact that Urza never knows where his glasses are. I mean when you get your glasses turned into an artifact, you’re bound to have collector freaks trying to steal your glasses for their collection.
The rule text for Chuck should be:
“When Chuck Norris comes into play, he wins all games in 5 miles radius, even if it’s not a Magic the Gathering game. (Everybody else, icluding you, you team members, your oponent(-s) , every people in the room and every people in 5 miles radius loses the game).”
Of course if Bruce Lee was around we would have a different story